As I'm watching the show and fantasizing about my soldier sitting next to me holding my hand, I realized that bald guys do it for me. There was a particular act (gosh I wish I could find a photo of them) with 4 bald, nearly nude, muscular men balancing on each other. I had to practically wipe the drool from my lips.
I can't remember exactly when the clean shaven head became a thing of beauty to me. I have a friend in L.A. who shaves his head. I watched him do it one day and thought it was the sexiest thing I've ever seen. I've noticed that when men are losing their hair, going full bald just turns a bad thing into something good. Of course, the eyes, lips and body definitely add to the total package.
***Let me apologize to my male readers ahead of time. I'm going there. Yes, there. Pardon the lack of maturity in this post...but I'm sincerely only appreciating the beauty of the male form.***
Well first, there is this man. I mean seriously. I could dedicate entire blogs to Seal. I love his voice, his body, his face, his words... He is heavenly.

Billy Zane... my my my....

It even worked for Joey Lawrence!

I don't even know who this guy is but his name is Royce. I'd like to roll with that Royce. (Did I just say that out loud?) I mean, good God!

Most recently, I've become a Kelly Slater fan. Nope, never been a huge surfing fan but Kelly... well, he bears a striking resemblance to my soldier. Same bald head, same eyes, same lips, same body. Mmmmm....

I was always the girl who went for the guys with the rock star hair. Then I noticed the shiny headed rock star in Chris Daughtry:

I was pleasantly surprised to see my soldier sporting a chrome dome on our first date. He actually shaves his entire body for athletic competitions. I watched him shave one morning and oh.my.goodness. Whew... anyway!
This one's for the girls! Any other sexy bald men I'm forgetting?
*Updated*
My goodness, how could I ever forget Beckham? I'd like to be bendin' me some Beckham. (Note to self: grow up or have sex soon)
OH MY WORD!!!!!!!!!!!! How totally totally DIVINE are these men!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE bald guys - seriously LOVE them!
I did a meme with my 5 favourite guys - there is Lex Luther on Smallville and Sucre on Prison Break!!!!!
While he's perhaps not as buff or young as the guys you mention here, I always thought actor Ed Harris was kind of sexy.
ReplyDeleteFunny story -- I thought one guy who I met through online dating looked like Ed Harris. Mind you, this was solely based on his one profile photo. All I'll say is that my visions of Ed quickly faded when I saw him in real life. Camera angles and still photos do wonders to hide moles, short, stubby legs, and a really annoying personality!
Ugh. I hate bald heads. NOT at all sexy to me. These pictures do not thrill me.
ReplyDeleteMy oldest son shaves his head and I hate it. He has a gorgeous head of blonde hair. I tell him people PAY to get their hair his color!
At any rate, he don't listen to me. :)
Hey, T - isn't it funny how certain things on the opposite sex can drive you nuts (in a good way)? For me on a woman, it's a slim waist and nice hips and ass. Gets me every time.
ReplyDeleteAs for bald women? Uh... sorry. (ha)
Hmmm.... I might have to put up a counterpart post at Depot Dad.
ReplyDeleterunning off to google images....
Ha ha! I love that the men jump right in anyway! You all so rock my world.
ReplyDeleteMmm...I've never thought about bald vs. hair. But you provide some enticing evidence...:)
ReplyDeleteI hear you. This post is inspirational... just saw my bald UPS man. Mmmm. Couldn't agree more!
ReplyDeleteAnd I love the blog look!!
You crazy chic!
ReplyDeleteI also agree that Ed Harries is a hot and sexy bald guy. I practically slept with him myself (wellsee, his brother lives in my hometown....so....it's not totally out of my reach).
I am laughing so hard...I came across your blog via Depot Dad. I soooo needed to laugh today....thank you. And yes, all the bald dudes you selected are HOT! But you forgot one--he's in my slideshow anyway--Kenny Chesney. Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteI don't recall HOW I came accross your blog but I'm lovin it.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I LOVE me some Beckham!!!
hehehe
ReplyDeletewell the head might be hairless but my body int looking like those!