I took the girls to see Cirque du Soleil's Delirium at the movies tonight. I'm a Cirque fan from way back. I thought the athletes at the Olympics had me all hot and bothered but Cirque du Soleil fans know... the human body is an amazing thing.
As I'm watching the show and fantasizing about my soldier sitting next to me holding my hand, I realized that bald guys do it for me. There was a particular act (gosh I wish I could find a photo of them) with 4 bald, nearly nude, muscular men balancing on each other. I had to practically wipe the drool from my lips.
I can't remember exactly when the clean shaven head became a thing of beauty to me. I have a friend in L.A. who shaves his head. I watched him do it one day and thought it was the sexiest thing I've ever seen. I've noticed that when men are losing their hair, going full bald just turns a bad thing into something good. Of course, the eyes, lips and body definitely add to the total package.
***Let me apologize to my male readers ahead of time. I'm going there. Yes, there. Pardon the lack of maturity in this post...but I'm sincerely only appreciating the beauty of the male form.***
Well first, there is this man. I mean seriously. I could dedicate entire blogs to Seal. I love his voice, his body, his face, his words... He is heavenly.
Billy Zane... my my my....
It even worked for Joey Lawrence!
I don't even know who this guy is but his name is Royce. I'd like to roll with that Royce. (Did I just say that out loud?) I mean, good God!
Most recently, I've become a Kelly Slater fan. Nope, never been a huge surfing fan but Kelly... well, he bears a striking resemblance to my soldier. Same bald head, same eyes, same lips, same body. Mmmmm....
I was always the girl who went for the guys with the rock star hair. Then I noticed the shiny headed rock star in Chris Daughtry:
I was pleasantly surprised to see my soldier sporting a chrome dome on our first date. He actually shaves his entire body for athletic competitions. I watched him shave one morning and oh.my.goodness. Whew... anyway!
This one's for the girls! Any other sexy bald men I'm forgetting?
My goodness, how could I ever forget Beckham? I'd like to be bendin' me some Beckham. (Note to self: grow up or have sex soon)